The fight will never end.
me beginning of day:
I am going to shower wash my hair exfoliate moisturise drink 2 litres of water eat lots of fruit and vegetables do the laundry and dishes read a book pet a dog help the homeless donate to cancer and finish all my work
me end of the day:
still in bed rotting away
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
ignore them as long as possible
A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."